Despair about horoscope schmoroscope

Oh my God! I totally forgot to share with the world how miserable I felt after reading a full profile of my zodiac sign: Gemini.

So Atanu and I were bored couple days ago and I decided to brush up on our astrology. So this is what they say

Gemini:

~Fickle and Restless: I don't remember being purposefully fickle and I can say that I am not that restless. I stay indoors in my apartment for hours long watching tv.

~Conniving: I don't really think so unless stuff I did when I was 5 counts.

~Loves going out: Meh...I love my sweats, my munchies and my tv. Nuff said!

~Bright and quick witted: Yeah! Okay...Not at all. I am super-awesome in making a fool of myself by saying something lame.

~Loves tennis: What?

~The great strength of the Gemini-born is in their intellectual and conversational skills: No wayyy

~ They can analyze difficult ideas and communicate them clearly to others: I am a klutz because I get nervous for every little thing.

~ Their many interests put them among the most fascinating characters of the Zodiac : I really don't think so and demand a revaluation of the gemini sign.

Although I have met a few geminis in my life who match some of the stuff there....I match some of the stuff too I am sure in subtle ways but the horoscope people make geminis sound so obnoxious. Another thing i noticed was it kept saying cancerians (atanu) are very happy to be at home and all goody two shoes. Atanu u are a goody two shoes but we know you like to hit up the night spots every once in a while :-)...so there, yet another claim that horoscopes are a bit of schmoroscopes.