Friday, April 18, 2008

Despair about horoscope schmoroscope

Oh my God! I totally forgot to share with the world how miserable I felt after reading a full profile of my zodiac sign: Gemini.
So Atanu and I were bored couple days ago and I decided to brush up on our astrology. So this is what they say

~Fickle and Restless: I don't remember being purposefully fickle and I can say that I am not that restless. I stay indoors in my apartment for hours long watching tv.
~Conniving: I don't really think so unless stuff I did when I was 5 counts.
~Loves going out: Meh...I love my sweats, my munchies and my tv. Nuff said!
~Bright and quick witted: Yeah! Okay...Not at all. I am super-awesome in making a fool of myself by saying something lame.
~Loves tennis: What?
~The great strength of the Gemini-born is in their intellectual and conversational skills: No wayyy
~ They can analyze difficult ideas and communicate them clearly to others: I am a klutz because I get nervous for every little thing.
~ Their many interests put them among the most fascinating characters of the Zodiac : I really don't think so and demand a revaluation of the gemini sign.

Although I have met a few geminis in my life who match some of the stuff there....I match some of the stuff too I am sure in subtle ways but the horoscope people make geminis sound so obnoxious. Another thing i noticed was it kept saying cancerians (atanu) are very happy to be at home and all goody two shoes. Atanu u are a goody two shoes but we know you like to hit up the night spots every once in a while :-) there, yet another claim that horoscopes are a bit of schmoroscopes.


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atanu said...

Dear daffy,
You,my friend, should not take the whole horoscope thingy to heart, as ive' mentioned before. It is for sad individuals who have no life, and you are much,much beyond that.No amount of horoscope could ever define you, for your personality is larger than life. You are a gem of a person, and your beauty is evergreen...that makes you a very rare species in this genecess pool of human beings and as such makes you much sought after ;>
the cancer that I am, I just got back from to you tomorrow daffy...nightynight